Yulish dialogue
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In The Christmas Chronicles and its sequel The Christmas Chronicles 2, Yulish spoken dialogue was featured. It is shown below.
The Christmas Chronicles
SANTA
Up!
TRANSLATION
Hük!
SANTA
Come on, come on!
SANTA
Whoa! Easy, easy!
SANTA
Where am I...? Are we...
LARS
Hello.
TRANSLATION
ELVES
Make way! Coming through! Here comes Nissa! Move out of the way!
She'll know what to do with her.
TRANSLATION
ELVES
You did what?! You rode Comet? No one rides reindeer! How could Santa let her ride his reindeer?
TRANSLATION
NISSA
Someone get me the book of True Believers!
ELVES
Wow. She's a True Believer! A True Believer here in the flesh! Looks like she comes from a long line of them.
TRANSLATION
ELVES
Hey! Move out of the way! Faster! Everybody get ready.
AN ELF
Wow. What a dump. Filled with a bunch of naughties, too.
ELVES
Get him! What did you do with Santa Claus! Shame on you! Stealing presents on Christmas!
TRANSLATION
HUGG
BELLS AND HOLLY!
ELVES
Are you kidding? We can fix anything. We're elves.
HUGG
Never send a kid to do an elf's job. That's what I always say. What are all these people doing, anyway? Don't they know it's Christmas? (beat) BINGO!
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HUGG
Screw it!
HUGG
Ouch! Santa Claus? Are you down there?
HUGG
Ouch! Santa? Are you down there?
SANTA
Yeah, buddy. Right here.
HUGG
Mrs. Claus said you should have taken a spare--
SANTA
I know, I know.
SANTA
Good work, Lars!
ELVES
Reporting for duty!
KATE
Hunter and Connor Morris! They live on 4433 Pacific Avenue!
SANTA
I told you! No food or beverages in the sleigh!
SANTA
Bjorn, I told you! No food or drinks in the sleigh! That includes candy!
TRANSLATION
ELVES
What do we look like? Chopped liver? Why don't you have them make toys for you.
SANTA
I meant the best human helpers I've ever had.
TRANSLATION
ELVES
I knew that's what you meant. Thanks Santa! You really mean it? Aw, stop. No, go on.
TRANSLATION
ELVES
Goodbye! Thanks for everything! Merry Christmas!
SANTA
Merry Christmas!
MRS. CLAUS
Sounds like you had quite the night.
SANTA
A bit more hectic than usual--
MRS. CLAUS
I hear you spoke a lot of English last night.
TRANSLATION
SANTA
Oh, yes I did.
ELVES
Thanks Santa!
ELVES
Everybody get ready...get him!
ELVES
Be good.
ELVES
Who are you, where's Santa: start talking!
ELVES
Bring us to the True Believer.
ELVES
Awww, sorry, Santa. I was hungry.
ELVES
Hey Santa, it's time to go.
The Christmas Chronicles 2
SPECK
Watch it!
SPECK
Oh, sorry...
SPECK
I just came all the way from the North Pole.
SPECK
I'm on it.
SPECK
It was a long journey.
TRANSLATION
SPECK
She's your ticket back to the North Pole.
MRS. CLAUS
Oh my! More rapid than eagles his coursers fly quick. With dire emergency arrives my sweet Nick.
MINA
Right away, Santa!
SANTA
Belsnickel! What is this?!
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BELSNICKEL
I build all the best toys around here.
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BELSNICKEL
It's about time I get some of the credit.
SANTA
Why would you do that?
BELSNICKEL
Because you care more about children all over the world than me.
FLEK
Got two coming in hot!
TRANSLATION
MRS. CLAUS
Hugg! Get me a jar of thistleberry, jitterbug juice, and Cornish pixie dust. Nick. Blankets!
TRANSLATION
MRS. CLAUS
Jojo. Start up some hot chocolate. My special recipe.
SANTA
Mina. Go check out the village, the workshops. Let me know if you
see anything strange.
GROUP
Kate, over here! Say cheese! Kate, how about an autograph?
GROUP
Is that Kate Pierce?
GROUP
Hey kids, check this out!
TRANSLATION
MRS. CLAUS
Bjorn! No eating the stocking stuffers!
TRANSLATION
BJORN
Sorry, I can't control myself, Mrs. Claus.
MINA
Santa! I've checked the entire village! No sign of anything strange!
TRANSLATION
SANTA
Thanks. Good work, Mina.
LARS
Hey, Kate! Want to make snow angels?
MINA
Task completed, sir. Task completed, sir. Tas-- Tas-- T-t-t-t-t-t-tt-t- -- -- --
SANTA
What is the meaning of this?
SANTA
This is not funny at all!
MRS. CLAUS
Who wants some hot chocolate?
BELSNICKEL
I hate humans!
HUGG
TRANSLATION HUGG
It's Jola! Come to the stables!
MARY (IAWL)
Who's that?
GEORGE (IAWL)
It's a Christmas present from a very dear friend of mine.
DAUGHTER (IAWL)
Look, Daddy! Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!
GEORGE (IAWL)
That's right. That's right. Atta'boy, Clarence.
SANTA
Hugg! Harness the reindeer and get Jojo to--
SANTA
TRANSLATION HUGG Hey, Santa. Ready for a snowball fight?
HUGG
Let 'em have it!
HUGG
Run!
TRANSLATION
MRS. CLAUS
Get me some boughs of holly, dried mistletoe berries, and--
ELVES
Get him!
MRS. CLAUS
Hey guys! I just baked a fresh batch of cookies! Who's hungry?! Meet me in the back of the stables!
GROUP
Here's...Johnny!
GUARD ELF #1
Don't take another step! Humans.
GUARD ELF #2
Here to kidnap us.
GUARD ELF #3
Let's finish them off.
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SANTA
Hold! It's me... Santa Claus! (beat) Look!
SANTA
White beard! Red clothes... Seriously?!
KATE
Wait! Stop! It really IS Santa Claus!
GUARD ELF #3
A human who speaks Elvish?!
GUARD ELF #1
Could be some sort of trick.
SUSPICIOUS GUARD ELF #4
How do we know that you're really Santa Claus?
SUSPICIOUS GUARD ELF #4
Not bad. But what else can you do?
GUARD ELF #1
How can we help you?
KATE
We need to see Hakan.
HAKAN
It's been a long time, Nicholas.
SANTA
Hakan! Lookin' pretty darn good, old man.
HAKAN
Who's your friend?
KATE
My name is Kate Pierce.
HAKAN
Your Elvish is impressive.
SANTA
She's very special.
HAKAN
I can see that.
HAKAN
What brings you here?
SANTA
Belsnickel.
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HAKAN
Yes. I was sorry to hear about what happened between you two. Belsnickel truly loved you.
SANTA
And I him. I still do. But he's changed, Hakan. He's become very powerful.
HAKAN
What's he done now?
SANTA
Destroyed the star.
TRANSLATION
HAKAN
We can build you a new one.
HAKAN
You there! Bring the tools here! You too!
HAKAN
You can't let him get away with this.
SANTA
I won't.
HAKAN
The state of the world is very fragile these days, Nicholas. Now more than ever... Christmas must endure.
TRANSLATION
GROUP
Put your hands up! Get ready to fire!
GROUP
Ready... Aim...
GROUP
Maybe it is Santa Claus.
GROUP
Lower your weapons.
TRANSLATION
JOJO
It's ready!
SANTA
Thanks so much, Hakan.
HAKAN
Thank you, Santa Claus. For keeping the spirit of peace and hope
alive.
SANTA
All in a year's work.
SANTA
Guard this with your life.
GROUP
It's a human! GET HIM!
GROUP
Attack!
TRANSLATION
FLEK
He's coming in hot! Heee heee heee!
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SPECK
Get him!
MINA
Let's get this place cleaned up before Santa sees it!
ELVES
We love you, Belsnickel!
TRANSLATION
BELSNICKEL
But I almost destroyed the village. I almost ruined Christmas forever.
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BELSNICKEL
Wait... You and Speck... You were in on it the whole time?
BELSNICKEL
Can you ever forgive me?
BELSNICKEL
Oh and guys... Stay away from strangers in golf carts.
SANTA
Faster, faster!
SANTA
Dive, dive!
SANTA
Stop. Halt. Whoa!
SANTA
To the village!
SANTA
Haven't seen you in a long time, Jola!
SANTA
You're quick, I'll give you that.
SANTA
I guess this is your lucky day, Yule Cat.
TRANSLATION
SANTA
Take to the air!
BELSNICKEL
Hello Santa. Experiencing some technical difficulties are we?
TRANSLATION
SANTA
Not funny.
KATE
Snow angels! I'd love to!
SANTA
Open the doors!
GROUP
Nice meeting you.
HAKAN
Nice meeting you as well.
HAKAN
Have a safe journey.
TRANSLATION
HAKAN
Ignite the forge!
SPECK
Are we ready?
SPECK
Okay, here we go!
TRANSLATION
ELF GUARD
I still don't believe it's him.
BELSNICKEL
Flek farted!