From The Languages of David J. Peterson
Ortiz Bowl I was the inaugural edition of the Ortiz Bowl fantasy football league. Though this was the first year of the league, there were a number of fantasy football veterans who were favored to win, among them Weston and George Beljajev, David and Erin Peterson, and Andrew Bienias. In the end, Weston and David ran away with the league, and Weston bested David in the final by a score of 147.26 to 96.78.
Regular Season Standings
| Division 1
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| Teams
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Manager(s)
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Wins
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Losses
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Ties
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Winning percentage
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Points for
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Points against
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| (2) Pop Lockett Drop It
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Weston Beljajev
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11
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3
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0
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.786
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2,046.60
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1,742.44
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| (7) Teeth
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Natalie Ishii
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6
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8
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0
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.429
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1,635.24
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1,837.64
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| (8) Colorful Flowers
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Erin Peterson
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5
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9
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0
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.357
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1,749.04
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1,965.96
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| Mountain Raige
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Codi Ortiz
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5
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9
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0
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.357
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1,610.14
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1,838.04
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| WGG Dogz
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Sandi Ishii & Anne Ortiz
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5
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9
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0
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.357
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1,592.20
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1,787.60
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| Nacho Cheese Ortiz
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Ryan Ortiz
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4
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10
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0
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.286
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1,696.36
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1,901.68
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| Division 2
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| Teams
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Manager(s)
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Wins
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Losses
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Ties
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Winning percentage
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Points for
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Points against
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| (1) California Cats
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David Peterson
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12
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2
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0
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.857
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2,085.30
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1,637.70
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| (3) Dodgers Suck
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Andrew Bienias
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10
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4
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0
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.429
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2,075.80
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1,756.94
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| (4) Ketchup and Mostert
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George Beljajev
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9
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5
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0
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.643
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1,916.84
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1,780.62
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| (5) I like tacos
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Curran Beljajev
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8
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6
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0
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.571
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2,154.86
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1,794.68
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| (6) Gnoble Gnomes
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Jessie Peterson
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7
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7
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0
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.500
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1,795.36
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1,935.00
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| Anaheim Steamrollers
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Steve Ishii
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2
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12
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0
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.143
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1,475.36
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1,854.80
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Bracket
The 2022 Ortiz Bowl playoffs featured the top 8 teams, regardless of division, who faced off against each other in a three round tournament that was held during weeks 15, 16, and 17 of the 2022 NFL regular season. Regular season record determined seeding, with total points scored being the first tiebreaker. Colorful Flowers qualified as the final seed in the playoffs, winning the tiebreaker over Mountain Raige and WGG Dogz by virtue of having scored more points during the course of the regular season.
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1
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California Cats
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181.22
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8
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Colorful Flowers
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122.98
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Quarterfinal 1
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1
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California Cats
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146.10
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5
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I like tacos
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111.36
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Semifinal 1
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4
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Ketchup and Mostert
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114.10
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5
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I like tacos
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168.68
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Quarterfinal 2
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1
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California Cats
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96.78
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2
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Pop Lockett Drop It
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147.26
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Ortiz Bowl I
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3
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Dodgers Suck
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158.96
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6
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Gnoble Gnomes
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115.52
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Quarterfinal 3
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3
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Dodgers Suck
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116.78
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2
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Pop Lockett Drop It
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185.16
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Semifinal 2
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2
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Pop Lockett Drop It
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185.70
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7
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Teeth
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88.56
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Quarterfinal 4
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